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Gun violence is the leading cause of death for American children, and that’s just fine with the Republican Party.
The GOP is a death cult, and I don’t need anyone to change my mind because they prove it to us every day.
The Whitest KKKids U Don’t Want to Know gathered in Indiana over the weekend to kneel at the altar of Wayne LaPierre to celebrate their collective death jones.
The 2023 NRA KKKonvention has already seen its share of controversy, mainly for still even existing even though gun violence is the leading cause of death for American children.
Videos from the event show the Guns Over People party having a blast being terrible while rolling around in Russian-funneled NRA Blood Money.
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Ironically, the MAGA militants weren’t allowed to openly carry their penile substitutes everywhere at the Death Convention, only mostly everywhere.
No shooty or stabby things allowed around Donny 34 Indictments or Mike “I Can’t Pick A Lane” Pence, KKKids!
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The Secret Service, which still has to use our tax dollars to provide protection to the PAB and Mother’s Boy, issued this warning:
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IMPORTANT: Security Information for the NRA-ILA Leadership Forum. Please read carefully.
U.S. Secret Service will control security within Hall A of the Indiana Convention Center and require attendees of the forum to be screened through magnetometers before entry. You will be subject to a search of your person and belongings.
Per the U.S. SECRET SERVICE, firearms, firearm accessories, knives, and other items WILL NOT BE PERMITTED in Hall A. For a full list of prohibited items, please click here.
Read the list of prohibited items carefully before traveling to the event. You will not be allowed in Hall A with any of the items on this list. Attendees are strongly advised to not bring bags to help with timely security processing.
I’ll save you the click for that list of prohibited items:
That’s right, kkkids, no signs! Leave the toy gun and selfie stick at home, snowflakes!
But things really went off the shooting range when cravenly ambitious South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem took the stage to try to out-Qrazy Marjorie Taylor Greene, who’d probably marry her gun if she could.
First, KKKristi tried to claim that the NRA “isn’t all old white guys,” because she identifies as a woman and she loves guns more than keeping kids alive too, you know!
Just wait for it. Trust me. pic.twitter.com/9kCv62PqGI
— Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 (@cmclymer) April 15, 2023
“Diversity.” Yep, not all of them are old, some of them are middle-aged!
But then it got somehow worse.
KKKristi pimped out her own toddler granddaughter for cheap applause, claiming it’s fine to give death weapons to a child who’s not old enough to be fully potty-trained.
This is a GOVERNOR OF AN AMERICAN STATE advocating for a child younger than TWO YEARS OLD to have a shotgun and a rifle while (hopefully but probably not) living in a house where the outlets are still covered for her safety.
Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SD), addressing the NRA-ILA Leadership Forum, says her nearly 2-year-old granddaughter “already has a shotgun, and she already has a rifle.” pic.twitter.com/d7V4Kslmo3
— The Recount (@therecount) April 14, 2023
Granny Oakley makes Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert look like saints by comparison.
But the truth is, none of Donny’s Dark Angels cares about keeping any kids alive, and the statistics sadly prove me right.
Nothing we say to them matters, because they don’t listen to anyone except each other and facts have never mattered to the MAGA militia.
But IT’S THE GUNS.
